Anonymous asked:
Hope you're doing well
Who is this?? People don’t hope I’m doing well!!!
Your local...um...trash....thing, 24 (can’t afford a gender)
What happened to my blog?
Anonymous asked:
Hope you're doing well
Who is this?? People don’t hope I’m doing well!!!
Former Disney CEO Michael Eisner: doctor, I have depression
Kevin "Defunctland" Perjurer: go see the great clown Michael Eisner. He sucks shit and he knows it. He's so bad at running a theme park he makes me roar with laughter. He cries at board meetings because he knows he's nothing.
Former Disney CEO Michael Eisner: but doctor--
Kevin "Defunctland" Perjurer: I know who you are
jokes that will literally never not be funny to me: